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Seesaw

Let’s see… the last two weeks have included a number of ups and downs:

Arrive in Portland for a fun weekend getaway (up!)
Oldest daughter immediately gets sick with a stomach virus (down!)
Daughter recovers so we visit old friends, eat out, and see the sights (up!)
Return to Seattle and get stuck in mammoth traffic jams (down!)
A new [...]

Preschool Intellectual Property

EX. SIDEWALK - DAY
JULIA is five and walking alongside her dad, CARRICK. They are holding hands.
JULIA
If I invented something would I write a letter to someone about it?
CARRICK
(amused)
What do you mean?
JULIA
Write a letter about my invention, like what it does and what it looks like. With pictures.
CARRICK
(hesitantly)
I think that would be called a patent [...]

Media Savvy

Why do they put those huge iPod ads everywhere when it seems like everyone already has an iPod?
–Lily, 7 years old

Numero uno

I believe my blogging life is now complete. I am number one on Google for the word “longicaudatus”.
I am, as usual, speechless.
Also, I had no idea there were so many people searching for information about The Lucas Collection from Pottery Barn. Really, people, did you think to try potterybarn.com?

A thirst for power

I could be half responsible for this. I did take part in the creation. I had hoped that my influence, my nurturing, would dissuade any delusions of grandeur, megalomania, or otherwise tacky behavior. But I fear a monster is among us in the guise of a small girl, and she is thirsty for power and [...]

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