Ducks!
A male and female pair of Mallard ducks have been loitering outside my office window all day. They are only two feet away right now on the other side of the window glass. It looks to be a date. The male occasionally sidles up to the female while batting his eyes. The female stares hard at the male. All of us on this side of the building are waiting for the male to make his big move.
And I left my camera at home.