Five things I need to accept about wearing glasses
- I look more like my dad.
- I have to turn my head and face things to see them clearly.
- The combination of graying hair, graying beard, and glasses make me look like a geezer nerd. (See number one above.)
- Though it doesn’t much matter, I have even less of a chance than before of catching the attention of hot, desperate babes. (My wife is all in favor of this, I’m sure.)
- I can see better with the damn things on.
In Health, Humor on 28 December 2005 with 4 comments
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